What follows farce?

28 March 2012
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At this week’s UK Treas­ury Select Com­mit­tee hear­ing on the Budget of 2012, attendees were invited to draw par­al­lels between George Osborne’s view of eco­nom­ics and the mil­it­ary stratagems of Field Mar­shall Haig. It seems that the Brit­ish Chan­cel­lor of the Exchequer has fol­lowed Haig in believ­ing that the best way to con­found one’s enemies is to do what any rational being would least expect: to make the same mis­take again and again, stub­bornly and without recourse to compassion.

The moment of par­tic­u­larly acute pinch­ing of one’s nasal bridge came when Osborne set forth his ideas for boost­ing lend­ing to small busi­nesses; a mat­ter on which his much trum­peted Pro­ject Mer­lin has miser­ably failed its aims. Osborne’s ingeni­ous solu­tion was to have a pseudo-​public body lend this money, but then bundle up the loans into a spe­cial pur­pose vehicle, which would then issue secur­it­ies to private investors. Let us not mis­take the Chancellor’s intent here; he used the word “secur­it­isa­tion” without irony, and even stated that while secur­it­isa­tion of such loans had ended with the Credit Crunch:

Restart­ing it is not easy and we’re not aware of any coun­try that has suc­cess­fully done this on a large scale since the crash.”

I will not insult our read­ers by spe­cify­ing the reas­ons for this strange lack of suc­cess in the field of secur­it­isa­tion post-​2008. It is quite evid­ent that Osborne, though out of his depth, has not decided to resur­rect sub-​prime debt schemes out of ignor­ance, but because he has been “got at” by invest­ment bankers. There are two aspects to this “get­ting at”:

1) the flat­tery thesis: Osborne does not under­stand what has been pro­posed to him by the City chaps who have approached him, but he thinks it sounds clever, and if he is to sound clever too, he needs to be able to repeat what the City chaps said, care­fully avoid­ing dis­cus­sion of any­thing tech­nical. It is this need for people to feel that they are part of the “in-​crowd” which as much explains Berni Madhoff’s fraud as the sale of use­less if not dele­ter­i­ous fin­an­cial products to Gold­man Sachs’ many “mup­pet” clients.

2) the kick-​start thesis: nev­er­the­less Osborne does under­stand that secur­it­isa­tion was big busi­ness in the City pre-​2008. It is a mar­ket he him­self admits is dead, and by so doing, it sug­gests that his think­ing (thought for him by the City) is to attempt to piece together a new Creature from the viable body parts, sup­ple­men­ted with ele­ments robbed from Brit­ish graves. On this view, Osborne wants to use state money to force open the mar­ket for secur­it­ies by flood­ing the City with pre­sum­ably state-​backed paper; this sud­den burst in activ­ity cre­at­ing a space into which private secur­it­isa­tions can return.

These two reas­ons have noth­ing to do with whether the under­ly­ing pro­gramme, of small busi­ness lend­ing, would actu­ally work. The evid­ence from the United States is that it will not, prin­cip­ally because the fin­ance side of the scheme (on-​sale of secur­it­ies to will­ing investors) runs counter to the public-​good side of the scheme (lend­ing money to busi­nesses that private lenders won’t touch). The res­ult in the U.S. mirrored what happened with sub-​prime mort­gages gran­ted by Fan­nie Mae and Fred­die Mac: loans writ­ten without due dili­gence to people who could not pay, lead­ing to massive fund­ing prob­lems and state inter­ven­tion, with debt trans­ferred to state bal­ance sheets. Given that Osborne will have to provide even greater sweeten­ers upfront to get his secur­it­ies up and run­ning, we will not have to wait to the next crash for the downside.

We have another case, there­fore, of not merely refus­ing to make any pos­it­ive changes to the fin­an­cial­ised world in which we live, but of act­ive res­tor­a­tion if not exten­sion of fin­an­cial­isa­tion; of repeat­ing mis­takes each time with greater fury. Osborne, like King John of Bohemia at Crècy, is unable to per­ceive the world around him but nev­er­the­less orders his aides to tie their horses together to his, so they might lead him into the battle:

[The aides] said they would do his com­mand­ment, and to the intent that they should not lose him in the press, they tied all their reins of their bridles each to other and set the king before to accom­plish his desire, and so they went on their enemies. The lord Charles of Bohemia his son, who wrote him­self king of Almaine and bare the arms, he came in good order to the battle; but when he saw that the mat­ter went awry on their party, he depar­ted, I can­not tell you which way. The king his father was so far for­ward that he strake a stroke with his sword, yea and more than four, and fought vali­antly and so did his com­pany; and they adven­tured them­selves so for­ward, that they were there all slain, and the next day they were found in the place about the king, and all their horses tied each to other.”

- Jean Frois­sart, Chron­icles

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